Cannot be unseen

A special book. One I'm not going to read but I feel it just needs to be here. So that nobody forgets there are authors who should never, ever be allowed to write. I do understand the problem of creepy ideas coming to you in your dreams - oh, trust me, nothing and nobody is twisted more than my subconsciousness - but that doesn't mean you have to write it down and publish it! Unless you're pissed enough to agree to a dare when playing truth or dare... But just to what lenghts can you go with such a challenge? I'm sure you'd have to get sober at least once during the whole writing & publishing process... Or maybe not, considering the book. Enjoy!

"It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead... 

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs."